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以前对于老外来说，中国很神秘，但是现在呢？

1.You look like you are 18. 你看起来好像才18岁(东方人普遍看起来年轻)

2.You like to eat chicken feet. 你喜欢吃鸡脚

3.You suck on fish heads and fish fins。你吃鱼时会吸鱼头和鱼鳍(他们都是直接切掉的)

4.You have a Chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror. 你的车子后视镜上会吊中国摆设

5.You sing karaoke. 你唱KTV(唐人街才有的玩意儿)

6.Your house is covered with tile。你的房子铺的是瓷砖(老外都是木板)

7.Your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease。你的厨房覆盖着一层厚厚的油脂(爱炒东西的缘故)

8.Your stove is covered with aluminum foil. 你的炉子上面有铝箔

9.You leave the plastic covers on your remote control. 你的遥控器外面包着塑料(发现真的只有中国人才这样)

10.You've never kissed your mom or dad. 你从没吻过你父母

11.You've never hugged your mom or dad. 你从没抱过你父母(幼儿园时算不算？)

12.Your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500. 你的视觉想象力低于20/500(不知啥意思)

13.You wear contacts,to avoid wearing your "coke bottle glasses". 你戴隐形眼镜，这样才能避免戴你的“瓶底眼镜”(怎么说得中国人好像都近视？）

14.You've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade. 你五年级开始就戴眼镜了. (中国人都是爱学习的好孩子... 怎么又跟眼镜有关？)

15.Your hair sticks up when you wake up. 你睡醒后头发会竖起来。

16.You'll haggle over something that is not negotiable. 你会为一些不可质疑的事情辩论. (无理取闹？)

17.You love to use coupons. 你喜欢用折价券. (勤俭节约)

18.You drive around looking for the cheapest petrol. 你为了最便宜的汽油费不息开着车子到处找.

19.You drive around for hours looking for the best parking space. 你开着车子兜圈为了找到最好的停车位. (看来老外真的不太讲究这个。)

20.You take showers at night. 你晚上洗澡. (许多美国人都是早上洗)

21.You avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. 旅店房间里的非免费食品你都不吃.

22.You don't mind squeezing 20people into one motel room. 你不介意二十个人挤一间汽车旅房.

23.Most girls have more body hair than you,if you are male. 如果你是男人， 那么你身上的体毛比大多数女人少.

24.You tap the table when someone pours tea for you. 别人为你倒茶你就用手敲一下桌子。(在广东茶楼尤其如此， 不然没礼貌)

25.You say "Aiya!"and "Wah!"frequently。你经常说“哎(二声)呀(四声)” 和 “哇(四声)”.